Santa Claus does too exist!

Contrary to the assertion of the scandalous propaganda on the left, Santa Claus does indeed exist. And I can prove it. Start with proposition A: A . If A is true, then Santa Claus exists. Now, suppose A were true. Then it would follow that if A is true, then Santa Claus exists , and again since we're supposing A is true, it would follow that Santa Claus exists. So we've shown that if A is true, then Santa Claus exists . But that is proposition A, so we've proven that proposition A is true. So that means that Santa Claus exists! (A remarkable conclusion given my recent post on things that probably don't exist .) The only trouble is that the reasoning above lets you prove anything (e.g. that penguins rule the universe ). It's an example of Curry's paradox , which can't be easily explained away, and is the subject of ongoing research by logicians. Bah humbug! Still not convinced? Thomas Aquinas to the rescue! Well, actually, his modern admirers. Aquinas came u...